"are you a good kisser"
what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
the older i get the more i realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing