rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

playstation2chainz:

"are you a good kisser"

what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps